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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1、今天心情特别好,准备去寺庙拜菩萨,女孩子出门前总得化个妆啥的。。。

妈妈看到了说:别化太浓,万一灵验了,菩萨想保佑你恐怕都找不到。。。
2、记得小时候,有次下雨天,老妈坐堂屋门口纳鞋底!

我问老妈为什么要把千层底做这么厚?
老妈:因为拿鞋底抽你的时候,怕太薄了震的手疼,做厚点就不会了!
我。。。
3、气温越来越高,我妈看我爸每天热的汗流浃背,非常心疼。

这不,今天专门打电话命令我给厨房安个空调。。。

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